Demetri MartinA collection of 28 posts

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For example I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law s...

Government

I didn't do improv in college I never performed I didn't do theater ...

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at ev...

Funny

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright like just always as a c...

Funny

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

Funny

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Funny

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I can ...

Funny

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Insta...

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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle then you're fat!

Funny

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it ...