David SedarisA collection of 14 posts

Truth

Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but th...

Movie

I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything beco...

Movie

But most good movies have a gun in them.

Morning

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morn...

Humor

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff n...

Humor

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of ...

Funny

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone s...

Funny

What other people call dark and despairing I call funny.

Family

I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offende...

Family

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well ma...