Bob HopeA collection of 14 posts

Christmas

If you haven't got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of he...

Sports

If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you...

Pet

The trees in Siberia are miles apart that is why the dogs are so fast.

Money

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Money

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't ...

Love

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Humor

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with h...

Happiness

When we recall the past we usually find that it is the simplest things – ...

Funny

If I have to lay an egg for my country I'll do it.

Funny

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.