I had some vague memory of visiting Canberra as a lad when we came up with my father by car. But when I made the long train journey from Sydney to Canberra and arrived at the little stop I did wonder slightly whether this really was the national capital.
I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!
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Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.
