I'm sure any vocal teacher that listens to me would rather cut my throat than do anything – I do everything all wrong – but I think for me that's the best – because I don't think I have a voice so I think what I project would be style – if I learned to sing I'd lose my style.
As a former teacher and a mother and grandmother I know firsthand the importance of a quality education.
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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
